Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Gonzo Guide Snuggling Block Retrospective

These are a bit of a change of format, I'm using all of the pictures in this set, but I'm not giving them all the same sort of length.  I did this somewhat in the original Position Pamphlet, but I haven't really gone back to that format at all.  I think I'll try it out and see how it does.  Maybe you fuckers will bother commenting on shit, and tell me whether you like it, and I won't have to do this voodoo with analytics to work out what you people want.  But probably not.

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The big theme in all of these, is the explanation of how these films actually get used.  Think about a Gonzo porn film.  If you've ever actually purchased or downloaded one, you'll know what I'm talking about, but if you haven't, it's basically just a series of different scenes/clips, like the ones you'd find on YouPorn, or PornHub.  Now some of these scenes, as you may or may not know, can get pretty long.  You'll have the dude fucking the girl in doggy style, and then she'll get on top of him, and then she'll suck him off, and then he'll put it up her ass, and on and on and on.  Like 20-30 minutes of this. 

Well, that's not normal, and that's not realistic, and the Lilians don't like it, because when you actually look into it, it turns out that the dudes in these are on prozac, to keep themselves from coming too quick, and the chicks are on meth, to hype them up so they can do the whole 'pornstar hyperslut' thing semi-convincingly. 
So the Lilians say fuck that, no drugs, short scenes.  And then when Temple TV takes off, they need something in between Charlie's Angels and Wonder Woman, or Powerpuff Girls and Sailor Moon, or Xena and Cleopatra 2525, or Cleopatra Jones and Black Mama White Mama.  Those short sex scenes work reasonably well, and they encourage Lilians to keep their kids watching Temple TV, instead of the Jehovan alternatives, which throw advertising at them non-stop. 

Also, did anyone else find the test patterns really scary when they were a kid?  I think it was just cause they only came on in the middle of the night, when I was the only one awake, and it's easier to get spooked when you're like 8 and it's 3AM and you're looking at this

Anyway, I like the way these came out, and I think they're a decent enough way to do the pamphlet, especially with these large landscape pictures. 

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Friday will be the omnibus, obviously, but it'll also be most likely the start of a 3 or 4 part narrative, about a girl who fucks her brother like a zillion different 'safe' ways, before she fucks him for real.  Should be fun.  

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